Total Medals Earned: 35 (From 9 different games.) Total Medal Score: 560 Points
Medals Earned: 5/17 (45/490 points)
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Help all 3 hidden survivors.
Find all clay orbs in the cavern.
Find all clay fruit pieces.
Light up all torches in the cavern.
Get all upgrades from Fregg's Shop
Get back to the surface.
Beat the game with 100% item completion.
Beat the game in less than 50 minutes.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/195 points)
Survive for 10 seconds
Survive for 30 seconds in the snow
Survive for 1 minute
Survive for 5 minutes
Survive for 7 minutes
Survive to the snow storm
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/200 points)
Get the first power up in the game
Finish the challenge room
Finish the demo by exiting through the portal
Explore all 26 rooms in the demo
Collect all 18 coins in the demo
Finish the demo without dying
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/25 points)
complete the first minigame
Hide behind a box from an enemy
get caught by a grunt
Complete all minigames
Medals Earned: 7/9 (100/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 7/8 (245/345 points)
Complete New England
Complete The Southeast
Complete Texas
Complete The Great Plains
Complete Pacific Northwest
Complete California and The Southwest
Complete the game
Complete the game in less than 5 minutes
Medals Earned: 4/12 (20/330 points)
Press the scam button
Take candy from a baby
Listen to a voicemail
Win a cockfight
Buy a dancing frog
Change your desktop background
Upgrade the cosmetics tab
Get 30 points in Flappy Butterfly
Pay 5 weeks worth of rent
Pay 8 weeks worth of rent
Unlock hidden files
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/125 points)
open the game !
complete the hideo game
collect all canes
beat the game with no deaths
Medals Earned: 7/9 (125/250 points)
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